David's Wise Word

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Dear Readers

Posh University

No So Posh School

Yesterday, your Fat Councillor posted a request for information about a certain David Potts. It did not take too long for additional information to start to make it's way into my inbox. Thank you to, well you know who you are.

Armed with the fresh information, your Fat Councillor asks new questions.

• Did you know the young David Potts?
• Were you at school with him?
• Were you in the car he stole and crashed when he was 14 years old?
• Perhaps you were a contemporary of his at Cambridge University before he was kicked off his law course?

If so, I would like to hear about how he came to leave the posh school, and the circumstances surrounding it. I am also fascinated by his activities at the not so posh college. Can anyone enlighten your Fat Councillor further? I hear that young Potts was extraordinarily busy in the late 1990s.

You Fat Councillor will sit in repose until your intelligence come in...

Pip pip


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... that good person of the Parish, Mr Curly, has written a precient piece. Your Fat Councillor urges you to read it. The timing could not have been better anybody would think he is working hand in hand with your Fat Councillor.

Posted by Sir Iain Malcolm

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Dear Readers

There is something that I should make crystal clear so that there can be no misunderstanding. This evening councillor David Potts (attacker of politicians and members of the public, author of spoof websites and twitter accounts) is claiming that Independent Alliance are the power behind the throne of your Fat Councillor and that it is they who are directing me. Not to put too fine a point on it, he is talking fucking bollocks as he always talks fucking bollocks. The fat idiot wouldn't recognise the truth if it punched him in the mouth.

Your Fat Councillor is not affiliated to the Independent Alliance, or any other political party in any way for that matter. I have never voted Independent (I have voted Tory at every general and by election). At the upcoming general election, I shall again vote Tory in order to help get rid of the Labour government because I am sick of their incompetence and corruption. Anyone for a husband and wife in the Cabinet?

Councillor Potts is very very angry (and powerless) because your Fat Councillor is giving him a dose of his own medicine, and now seems to be trying to lump me together with the victim of his previous attacks, councillor Ahmed Khan. I have never met Ahmed Khan. Neither have I ever spoken to him. I would however buy him a pint if I ever met him for putting up with the fat fuck

Potts should remember that this blog would never have started if it were not for his continuous attacks on other people. Potts, you are a fat useless dishonest cunt, and you deserve everything that you get. Fuck off.

Your Fat Councillor will now retire to his vino...

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Dear readers / soon to be spies



Your Fat Councillor has received information over the last week from sources (that means more than his usual source, councillors Malcolm and Potts and Messrs Rigg and Pinfield) in relation to councillor Jeff Millburn’s son, Junior. It is so bad as to call for not one, but two bottles of vino to be opened. I will be sloshed before dinner!

As you know, the Tories will not provide any information about him or his past, so, if the South Tyneside Conservatives won't spill the beans, it is down to us to crowd source the information.

Your Fat Councillor would like to hear what you have to say about Jeff Millburn and what you know of his past. Trust me, what you have to tell me could not possibly more damaging than what I have already received. Together we can build the Millburn dossier so that the electorate can make an informed decision when he asks them for his vote

Further Requests

Your Fat Councillor also hears repeated stories about councillor Donald Wood. Again, all information, gratefully received.

I know, lets go the whole hog. Let rip with anything you have on the South Tyneside Conservative Party

The Fat Councillor will never publish the source of his information. Neither will he publish information that could identify a source.

Pip pip

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Fill your boots, my lovely worshipers.

Tractorstats

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