David's Wise Word

Dear Readers

It is a question that you might very well ask. Your Fat Councillor has said, in no particularly order that:

1. Paul Pinfield is a failed podcaster after Calmcast flopped
2. Paul Pinfield was kicked out of Pinnacle Media after he was caught with his hand in the till
3. Paul Pinfield is a known abuser of rent boys
4. Paul Pinfield is a prosy shagger
5. Paul Pinfield is on the run from UK authorities
6. Paul Pinfield is wanted by Albanian gangsters for refusing to pay a rent boy
7. Paul Pinfield conned unsuspecting people out of their savings and used the money to fund his lifestyle
8. Paul Pinfield is a fraudster
9. Paul Pinfield is addicted to cocaine
10. Paul Pinfield is hiding in Tenerife
11. Paul Pinfield has been involved in setting up a string of bogus companies
12. Paul Pinfield is behind a number of attack blogs including a copy of this one
13. Paul Pinfield is the mastermind behind a cat trafficking ring which slaughters of 2000 cats per year
14. Paul Pinfield is a close associate of David Potts and Graham Rigg
15. Paul Pinfield is behind a number of complaints against councillor Khan
16. And on, and on, and on, and on…

Now, normally, if someone was just raking the muck and making unsubstantiated slurs, you would expect the victims of said slurs to issue legal proceedings, particular with so many people reading about them.

Your Fat Councillor knows that neither Potts or Rigg are in a position to sue him due to their dire financial positions, but avoiding paying tax, money laundering, drug smuggling and cat trafficking are very profitable pastimes, so why hasn’t the twat from Shireoaks or wherever the fuck he is today not tried to silence your Fat Councillor?

Perhaps, just perhaps, the claims above are correct. And before the right on Trots (choose any of the three dictionary definitions) amongst you start banging on about gay rights, your broadminded Fat Councillor should point out that I don't give a flying fuck who fucks whom. Though perhaps poor Paul’s drug and drink fuelled criminal escapades goes some way to explaining why it is so difficult for him to return to Shireoaks? I know that given the choice, he would blow that Albanian rent boy, any day…

Contact your Fat Councillor with interesting facts and tip offs here

Dear Readers

Your Fat Councillor has been putting his investigative powers to good use over the past few days and has been digging into the background of Paul (I slaughter love cats because there’s money in it) Pinfield and boy has he found some shit on this Podcast failure and Forex fraudster from Shireoaks who is on the run from the UK authorities in Tenerife.

Whilst you Fat Councillor has been away in Shireoaks and Birmingham, Pinfield the imposter has been spewing his poison and guess who’s been on the receiving end... his favourite councillor, Ahmed Khan.
Mr Pinfield has published details of two complaints on his attack blog after trying to hide his identity. The stupid bastard didn’t do a very good job and your Fat Councillor can reveal that the complainant was Paul Pinfield himself.

...take a look at his email, Pinfield the cat trafficker is trying to blackmail the council too.

Dear Readers

Paul Pinfield the twat behind the now defunct Calmcast podcast venture is going through a very tough time. Judging by his irrational behaviour he’s been snorting too much of cheap cocaine he nicked from his long suffering girlfriend.

After reading the crap on his attack blog…the one where he pretends to be the Fat Councillor Fat Councillor... yours truly is convinced that his obsession with South Tyneside runs deeper than a few lines of powder.

Your Fat Councillor thinks Paul Pinfield’s problems go back to his troubled childhood and his deep seated fear of being rejected.


Your real Fat Councillor has been told that his Paul Pinfield’s biological father was a ship's engineer from South Shields and as soon as he found out he’d sired a bastard he wanted nothing to do with him or his mother.

....it’s no surprise then that Paul Pinfield is such an angry man.

Toddle-oo till next time.

If anyone can help Paul Pinfield cope with his demons contact Councillor David Potts here

Breaking...

Calmcast the podcasting site that plays whale song and strange animal noises is set to close. Owner and founder Paul Pinfield is said to be devasted by the news.

... more to follow

Contact your Fat Councillor with interesting facts and tip offs about Paul Pinfield here

Dear readers

Your Fat Councillor does not normally comment on the shit Pail Pinfield writes on his copycat blog, but today the failed podcaster from Shireoaks who is now hiding from several burly pimps in Tenerife after refusing to pay for services their boys and girls rendered has excelled even by his own despicable standards.

This morning Paul Pinfield once of Pinnacle Media and who has a habit of dressing up in sailor's uniforms, decided to libel someone whom he wrongly thinks is the real Fat Councillor by asserting that the person is a serial shagger of prostitutes, so I thought a dose of his own medicine was in order.

Of course, your Fat Councillor can be relied upon to point out the sort of poisonous cunt that Pinfield is. So carry on Mr Pinfield, we are all very happy to publicise your excesses. It gives us all so much to write about, and it will do wonders for your reputation when people search for you online.

... by Calmcast.


Dear Paul Pinfield

 
Lets see how much fun it will be to see your name associated with theft when people search for you in Google.

Obviously, I have the evidence, so if you really want to piss other people's money away suing me, fill your boots. Your Fat Councillor will accept service of documents at the address below.

Fat Councillor Publishing
Suite 509
Marina Towers
Belize City
Belize
Central America