David's Wise Word

Dear Readers

It is a question that you might very well ask. Your Fat Councillor has said, in no particularly order that:

1. Paul Pinfield is a failed podcaster after Calmcast flopped
2. Paul Pinfield was kicked out of Pinnacle Media after he was caught with his hand in the till
3. Paul Pinfield is a known abuser of rent boys
4. Paul Pinfield is a prosy shagger
5. Paul Pinfield is on the run from UK authorities
6. Paul Pinfield is wanted by Albanian gangsters for refusing to pay a rent boy
7. Paul Pinfield conned unsuspecting people out of their savings and used the money to fund his lifestyle
8. Paul Pinfield is a fraudster
9. Paul Pinfield is addicted to cocaine
10. Paul Pinfield is hiding in Tenerife
11. Paul Pinfield has been involved in setting up a string of bogus companies
12. Paul Pinfield is behind a number of attack blogs including a copy of this one
13. Paul Pinfield is the mastermind behind a cat trafficking ring which slaughters of 2000 cats per year
14. Paul Pinfield is a close associate of David Potts and Graham Rigg
15. Paul Pinfield is behind a number of complaints against councillor Khan
16. And on, and on, and on, and on…

Now, normally, if someone was just raking the muck and making unsubstantiated slurs, you would expect the victims of said slurs to issue legal proceedings, particular with so many people reading about them.

Your Fat Councillor knows that neither Potts or Rigg are in a position to sue him due to their dire financial positions, but avoiding paying tax, money laundering, drug smuggling and cat trafficking are very profitable pastimes, so why hasn’t the twat from Shireoaks or wherever the fuck he is today not tried to silence your Fat Councillor?

Perhaps, just perhaps, the claims above are correct. And before the right on Trots (choose any of the three dictionary definitions) amongst you start banging on about gay rights, your broadminded Fat Councillor should point out that I don't give a flying fuck who fucks whom. Though perhaps poor Paul’s drug and drink fuelled criminal escapades goes some way to explaining why it is so difficult for him to return to Shireoaks? I know that given the choice, he would blow that Albanian rent boy, any day…

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Dear Readers

…Paul Pinfield is an angry man today.

The podcast flop from Shireoaks, who is on the run in Tenerife after several burly Albanian pimps paid him a visit for refusing to pay for services rendered by one of their rent boys is upset with your Fat Councillor and all because he didn’t reveal in yesterday’s post that Mr Pinfield is now the proud recipient of the 101 Up Badge.

Yes readers, Paul Pinfield would like all you lovelies to know that he will treasure this honour as long as he lives, after all its cost him a lot than the money he’s paid the 100 rent boys he’s banged…more of this later.

And that’s not all. Your Fat Councillor has been told by a contributor to Podcast Paul’s blog that Paul Pinfield was recently caught red handed having sex in a back alley in a seedy part of Birmingham with another Albanian rent boy but this time he was disguised as a sailor…yes readers Pinfield has a fetish for sailors. This might explain why he’s so interested in South Tyneside and is such a close associate of Councillors David Potts and George Elsom.

Your Fat Councillor wonders if Paul Pinfield wants more than just friendship from them, surely he doesn’t want them to dress up in their navy uniforms too he?

Contact your Fat Councillor with interesting facts and tip offs about Paul Pinfield here

Dear Readers

Your Fat Councillor has a tale to tell...

Anyone with an interest in South Tyneside politics will know that councillor David Potts is the main mover behind Paul Pinfield’s attack blog which has been set up to attack councillor Khan and the Independent Alliance.

Now here's the thing... When I mention Potts other attack dog Graham Rigg the man behind Curlys Corner Shop the blog receives repeated visits from a firm of lawyers.

A couple of Skype calls revealed that lawyers are pursuing a libel case against Mr Potts, Mr Pinfield and Mr Rigg in relation to their blog activities.

Your Fat Councillor was asked by interested parties whether I would be willing to help. With that in mind, I came back to the UK to see what could be done. I had to come back for another meeting anyway, so it was no real hardship. A meeting was arranged for Friday afternoon at which we sketched out a way forward.

Whilst back in the UK, news broke that councillor Potts had been kicked out by his mammy who is fuming at the prospect of losing her little boy to another woman. Some of us thought that this might be on the cards for a while and that could be very bad news indeed for Mr Potts.

So, very shortly, a call will go out for information. It is going to be quite profitable for someone, but we are looking for one person in particular.

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Dear Parishioners

Your Fat Councillor really must implore you, my brothers and sisters in God to prey harder for darling David. For only this morning I happened to be passing his back yard and look what I found!



Abracadabra
Dust to dust
All the rest of it...
Amen

Contact your Eric Pickles with interesting facts and tip offs about Potts habbit here

Your Fat Councillor has been told that councillor Potts called councillor George Elsom a fucking arsehole during a full meeting of the council. I was going to leave it at that, but as Potts attack dog Paul Pinfield is whining about it and claiming that it was all a set up (yes, I know Potts is mad and thinks that everyone is conspiring against him, but...) and drunk to boot, I thought it might be fun to explain what caused Potts outburst and the fat fucker's apoplexy.

The meeting was discussing some scheme to reduce domestic violence. Obviously, with things like this, no one is going to admit beating their loved ones, so everyone said what a great idea the scheme was, including the Tory gang. At which point councillor Elsom stood up brandishing a copy of the local paper which gave lurid details of how councillor Potts kept a nasty thug out of prison by giving him a character reference.

This nasty scumbag called Carl Zanetti is a close friend of councillor Potts and was about to be sent to prison for these disgraceful crimes, that is until Potts intervened. The article is worth reading if only to see what shifty company councillor Potts keeps. Priceless...

I understand that David Potts was incandescent at Elsom’s ambush when he finally sobered up.

Dear Councillor Potts  

As you have kindly set a precedent in comming to council meetings pissed out of your head...again when can we look forward to you making an arse of yourself again?

Just askin'...

At the moment dear reader, you don't know when and where he's going to make a twat of himself next, unless you'd like to take a guess in the comments...

Your Fat Councillor has business to attend to... well that what he calls signing on.



I've got to be on my guard, the last time I cam back to the UK, those busy bodies at the dole office nearly caught me red handed.

EasyJet flight 1906. Lands in Manchester at 01.30, in case you would like to form a welcoming committee, I'll be the prick in the shorts trying to blend in with the returning holiday makers



Stop drooling councillor Potts, there's no fuckin way your getting anymore of this.

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Dear readers

As your Fat Councillor prepares for an evening out with his lovely GF (FCGF), and looking for an excuse to pass the time with my whizzy presentation software, I thought you might like to see my efforts at representing you all, as you drop in to read my wise words. And before you say anything, yes I do know that Potts and South Tyneside Conservatives account for 20% of the traffic to this blog. The narcissists just can't help themselves.

I think they still labour under the impression that all publicity is good publicity. Indeed... This can only be good news for the South Tynesise Conservatives, right?

Oh, by the way, dear David has just realised he has been outed and is furiously claiming that councillor Khan (who else?) is the gay one, not him.



...don't be fooled readers it was his bitch Paul Pinfield who was behind it, he's jealous of his David's latest bitch, a little fat man called Curly. Gaydar has done for you both.

Apparently the podgy fucker is furious...

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Dear readers

As previously mentioned, further investigation is ongoing into Mr Potts past. Archives are being searched, and contacts are being spoken to. We expect to fill in the gaps that we know exist...

For the past couple of weeks, your Fat Councillor has been aware of allegations about Mr Potts criminal past. The initial allegations were, far fetched, or so I thought.

In order to have the allegations confirmed or denied, I emailed both Mr Potts and chairman of the Jarrow Conservative Party.

Now, here is where it gets interesting. As you will soon read, the allegations, if true, would be very damaging to any candidate for public office. Your Fat Councillor would expect a furious denial and / or threats of legal action if the allegations were untrue. Not only did the threats and / or denials not come winging back to my email account, there was no response whatsoever. Make of that what you will.

Shortly after attempting to contact the Potts & his gang, your Fat Councillor received much the same allegations and details from a number of other sources, along with some other information.

Wary that it might be a setup, your Fat Councillor carried out tracing checks on the underlying IP addresses. These checks uncovered different IP addresses associated with a variety of internet service providers in various parts of the country. Those IP addresses were then tracked via a stats provider to ascertain the operating system, browser and other settings as they visited this blog. There was no consistency in the results, which tended to support there being multiple sources for the information.

As an added precaution, I contacted one of my spies on the ground and asked them to see if anyone could verbally confirm the allegations. This produced the final confirmation I needed.

So, seven online sources and one verbal source have all said the same things, though obviously some sources contain more details than others.

So, what exactly is in Mr Potts past? What is it that the Jarrow Conservative failed to mention when announcing him as their candidate for the Cleadon and East Boldon wars (other than the fact that none of the party thought to mention that his past was none to at least 2 of them)?

Well, it seems that Mr Potts long history of criminal behaviour dating right back to his school days.

How so? Well your Fat Councillor's sources tell him that Mr Potts has a lengthy history as a dealer both at school and Cambridge University and in and around Cleadon and East Boldon. But that is not the end of it. David Potts also had a penchant for vehicle theft (apparently including the theft of one of his father’s vehicles).

In another episode, your Fat Councillor understands that Mr Potts appears to have been involved in a crash and ran away from the scene without providing details. But then how could he when he was only 14.

Is that enough to get you thinking about his suitability to be a councillor? Well, predictably there is more. Mr Potts also had a very serious drink habit that was known to his mother and other clkose family. But more of that later. Your Fat Councillor wonders if it is a criminal offence to provide someone with the money to buy drink when they are underage. Conspiracy to commit a criminal offence?

As you might expect, you Fat Councillor has more information about Mrs Potts knowledge and 'help' with David’s drink addiction. It will be set out in a separate post.

Contact the Conservative Party Chairman Eric Pickles with interesting facts and tip offs at eric@ericpickles.com