David's Wise Word

Dear Readers

Paul Pinfield your Fat Councillor's number one fan and imposter was in a spot of bother with the Spanish Authorities today after a pool maintenance boy claimed to have been sexually assaulted by Mr Pinfield.

The distressed unnamed 16 year old reported the the incident to his manager who immediately called the police. Mr Pinfield was arrested shortly after 10am local time and was taken to Adeje Police station where he was questioned for several hours before being released on bail.

An unnamed police source has confirmed that Paul Pinfield is the subject of a number of ongoing inquires and has been under surveillance for several months...more to follow.

Dear Readers

Your Fat Councillor has been putting his investigative powers to good use over the past few days and has been digging into the background of Paul (I slaughter love cats because there’s money in it) Pinfield and boy has he found some shit on this Podcast failure and Forex fraudster from Shireoaks who is on the run from the UK authorities in Tenerife.

Whilst you Fat Councillor has been away in Shireoaks and Birmingham, Pinfield the imposter has been spewing his poison and guess who’s been on the receiving end... his favourite councillor, Ahmed Khan.
Mr Pinfield has published details of two complaints on his attack blog after trying to hide his identity. The stupid bastard didn’t do a very good job and your Fat Councillor can reveal that the complainant was Paul Pinfield himself.

...take a look at his email, Pinfield the cat trafficker is trying to blackmail the council too.

Dear Readers

Paul Pinfield the twat behind the now defunct Calmcast podcast venture is going through a very tough time. Judging by his irrational behaviour he’s been snorting too much of cheap cocaine he nicked from his long suffering girlfriend.

After reading the crap on his attack blog…the one where he pretends to be the Fat Councillor Fat Councillor... yours truly is convinced that his obsession with South Tyneside runs deeper than a few lines of powder.

Your Fat Councillor thinks Paul Pinfield’s problems go back to his troubled childhood and his deep seated fear of being rejected.


Your real Fat Councillor has been told that his Paul Pinfield’s biological father was a ship's engineer from South Shields and as soon as he found out he’d sired a bastard he wanted nothing to do with him or his mother.

....it’s no surprise then that Paul Pinfield is such an angry man.

Toddle-oo till next time.

If anyone can help Paul Pinfield cope with his demons contact Councillor David Potts here

A very disturbing email pinged its way in to your Fat Councillor's inbox this morning and it concerns Paul Pinfield the podcasting flop and con man that’s on the run in Tenerife.


The email claims Paul Pinfield was the mastermind behind a cat trafficking ring that is responsible for the disappearance of 2000 domestic cats a year in the UK. The pets are butchered and sold for use in Chinese medicine and the skins are smuggled to Eastern Europe where demand for cat leather is so high there is a waiting list.

...hardly surprising then that Mr Pinfield claims to be a cat lover, it’s very profitable.

Your Fat Councillor is sickened by this very disturbing development and will be passing on this information to the RSPCA.

If you have any details about Paul Pinfield and his cat trafficking ring contact the RSPCA here

Dear readers

Your Fat Councillor does not normally comment on the shit Pail Pinfield writes on his copycat blog, but today the failed podcaster from Shireoaks who is now hiding from several burly pimps in Tenerife after refusing to pay for services their boys and girls rendered has excelled even by his own despicable standards.

This morning Paul Pinfield once of Pinnacle Media and who has a habit of dressing up in sailor's uniforms, decided to libel someone whom he wrongly thinks is the real Fat Councillor by asserting that the person is a serial shagger of prostitutes, so I thought a dose of his own medicine was in order.

Of course, your Fat Councillor can be relied upon to point out the sort of poisonous cunt that Pinfield is. So carry on Mr Pinfield, we are all very happy to publicise your excesses. It gives us all so much to write about, and it will do wonders for your reputation when people search for you online.