Showing posts with label South Tyneside Conservatives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Tyneside Conservatives. Show all posts

Paul Pinfield's Childhood Demons Are Back

Dear Readers

Paul Pinfield the twat behind the now defunct Calmcast podcast venture is going through a very tough time. Judging by his irrational behaviour he’s been snorting too much of cheap cocaine he nicked from his long suffering girlfriend.


After reading the crap on his attack blog…the one where he pretends to be the Fat Councillor Fat Councillor... yours truly is convinced that his obsession with South Tyneside runs deeper than a few lines of powder.

Your Fat Councillor thinks Paul Pinfield’s problems go back to his troubled childhood and his deep seated fear of being rejected.

Paul Pinfield is still a lonely figure...

Your real Fat Councillor has been told that his Paul Pinfield’s biological father was a ship's engineer from South Shields and as soon as he found out he’d sired a bastard he wanted nothing to do with him or his mother.

....it’s no surprise then that Paul Pinfield is such an angry man.

Toddle-oo till next time.

If anyone can help Paul Pinfield cope with his demons contact Councillor David Potts here

Mounting Evidence Of Potts Lonely Life

Dear Parishioners


Your Fat Councillor really must implore you, my brothers and sisters in God to prey harder for darling David. For only this morning I happened to be passing his back yard and look what I found!


A quiet night in (alone) in the Potts household

If we don't prey harder, I don't know where this will end!

Abracadabra
Dust to dust
All the rest of it...
Amen

Contact your Eric Pickles with interesting facts and tip offs about Potts habbit here

++Let Us Not Forget About The Drunken Councillor Who's Shamed His Position++

Dear Councillor Potts  

As you have kindly set a precedent in comming to council meetings pissed out of your head...again when can we look forward to you making an arse of yourself again?

Just askin'...

At the moment dear reader, you don't know when and where he's going to make a twat of himself next, unless you'd like to take a guess in the comments...

Videos And Today's Agenda

Good afternoon dear reader

You find me on an overcast afternonn sat in my backyard overlooking Cleadon Hills doing a little tidying. Yes, the great councillor refrains from having a cleaner (other than the one who comes in on Mondays and Thursdays, and the lady who irons your Fat Councillor's Y-fronts. Oh, and the man who blows up my paddling pool, do I really need this chap when I'm full of hot air, well I do actually).

One of the more stupid (and I use that word kindly) of our congregation has had some difficulty in finding a video, so your Fat Councillor has helpfully put them all on a single page. I'll give you details soon... be patient my lovelys.



Yesterday evening, your Fat Councillor helpfully received the real history of the Jarrow Conservative party. I will be checking a few facts out now with my spies before comparing it to the crap they put out in those leaflets.

There will also be a piece about why the local Conservatives seems to be a magnet for failed politicians.

Pip pip

Contact your Fat Councillor with interesting facts and tip offs here

Graham Rigg - Where Is He?

Dear readers / spies

It is that time again. What exactly is the fat sack of shit, Graham Rigg, up to within the South Tyneside Conservative party? When he is not sneaking about taking pictures and trying to sell them on the side, is he plotting to become a councillor?

Your Fat Councillor would like to know.


Contact your Fat Councillor with interesting facts and tip offs here

OK, Lets Get The Potts Show On The Road

Dear readers

As previously mentioned, further investigation is ongoing into Mr Potts past. Archives are being searched, and contacts are being spoken to. We expect to fill in the gaps that we know exist...

For the past couple of weeks, your Fat Councillor has been aware of allegations about Mr Potts criminal past. The initial allegations were, far fetched, or so I thought.

In order to have the allegations confirmed or denied, I emailed both Mr Potts and chairman of the Jarrow Conservative Party.

Now, here is where it gets interesting. As you will soon read, the allegations, if true, would be very damaging to any candidate for public office. Your Fat Councillor would expect a furious denial and / or threats of legal action if the allegations were untrue. Not only did the threats and / or denials not come winging back to my email account, there was no response whatsoever. Make of that what you will.

Shortly after attempting to contact the Potts & his gang, your Fat Councillor received much the same allegations and details from a number of other sources, along with some other information.

Wary that it might be a setup, your Fat Councillor carried out tracing checks on the underlying IP addresses. These checks uncovered different IP addresses associated with a variety of internet service providers in various parts of the country. Those IP addresses were then tracked via a stats provider to ascertain the operating system, browser and other settings as they visited this blog. There was no consistency in the results, which tended to support there being multiple sources for the information.

As an added precaution, I contacted one of my spies on the ground and asked them to see if anyone could verbally confirm the allegations. This produced the final confirmation I needed.

So, seven online sources and one verbal source have all said the same things, though obviously some sources contain more details than others.

So, what exactly is in Mr Potts past? What is it that the Jarrow Conservative failed to mention when announcing him as their candidate for the Cleadon and East Boldon wars (other than the fact that none of the party thought to mention that his past was none to at least 2 of them)?

Well, it seems that Mr Potts long history of criminal behaviour dating right back to his school days.

How so? Well your Fat Councillor's sources tell him that Mr Potts has a lengthy history as a dealer both at school and Cambridge University and in and around Cleadon and East Boldon. But that is not the end of it. David Potts also had a penchant for vehicle theft (apparently including the theft of one of his father’s vehicles).

In another episode, your Fat Councillor understands that Mr Potts appears to have been involved in a crash and ran away from the scene without providing details. But then how could he when he was only 14.

Is that enough to get you thinking about his suitability to be a councillor? Well, predictably there is more. Mr Potts also had a very serious drink habit that was known to his mother and other clkose family. But more of that later. Your Fat Councillor wonders if it is a criminal offence to provide someone with the money to buy drink when they are underage. Conspiracy to commit a criminal offence?

As you might expect, you Fat Councillor has more information about Mrs Potts knowledge and 'help' with David’s drink addiction. It will be set out in a separate post.

Contact the Conservative Party Chairman Eric Pickles with interesting facts and tip offs at eric@ericpickles.com