David's Wise Word

Dear Readers

It is a question that you might very well ask. Your Fat Councillor has said, in no particularly order that:

1. Paul Pinfield is a failed podcaster after Calmcast flopped
2. Paul Pinfield was kicked out of Pinnacle Media after he was caught with his hand in the till
3. Paul Pinfield is a known abuser of rent boys
4. Paul Pinfield is a prosy shagger
5. Paul Pinfield is on the run from UK authorities
6. Paul Pinfield is wanted by Albanian gangsters for refusing to pay a rent boy
7. Paul Pinfield conned unsuspecting people out of their savings and used the money to fund his lifestyle
8. Paul Pinfield is a fraudster
9. Paul Pinfield is addicted to cocaine
10. Paul Pinfield is hiding in Tenerife
11. Paul Pinfield has been involved in setting up a string of bogus companies
12. Paul Pinfield is behind a number of attack blogs including a copy of this one
13. Paul Pinfield is the mastermind behind a cat trafficking ring which slaughters of 2000 cats per year
14. Paul Pinfield is a close associate of David Potts and Graham Rigg
15. Paul Pinfield is behind a number of complaints against councillor Khan
16. And on, and on, and on, and on…

Now, normally, if someone was just raking the muck and making unsubstantiated slurs, you would expect the victims of said slurs to issue legal proceedings, particular with so many people reading about them.

Your Fat Councillor knows that neither Potts or Rigg are in a position to sue him due to their dire financial positions, but avoiding paying tax, money laundering, drug smuggling and cat trafficking are very profitable pastimes, so why hasn’t the twat from Shireoaks or wherever the fuck he is today not tried to silence your Fat Councillor?

Perhaps, just perhaps, the claims above are correct. And before the right on Trots (choose any of the three dictionary definitions) amongst you start banging on about gay rights, your broadminded Fat Councillor should point out that I don't give a flying fuck who fucks whom. Though perhaps poor Paul’s drug and drink fuelled criminal escapades goes some way to explaining why it is so difficult for him to return to Shireoaks? I know that given the choice, he would blow that Albanian rent boy, any day…

Contact your Fat Councillor with interesting facts and tip offs here

Dear Parishioners

Your Fat Councillor really must implore you, my brothers and sisters in God to prey harder for darling David. For only this morning I happened to be passing his back yard and look what I found!



Abracadabra
Dust to dust
All the rest of it...
Amen

Contact your Eric Pickles with interesting facts and tip offs about Potts habbit here

Your Fat Councillor has been told that councillor Potts called councillor George Elsom a fucking arsehole during a full meeting of the council. I was going to leave it at that, but as Potts attack dog Paul Pinfield is whining about it and claiming that it was all a set up (yes, I know Potts is mad and thinks that everyone is conspiring against him, but...) and drunk to boot, I thought it might be fun to explain what caused Potts outburst and the fat fucker's apoplexy.

The meeting was discussing some scheme to reduce domestic violence. Obviously, with things like this, no one is going to admit beating their loved ones, so everyone said what a great idea the scheme was, including the Tory gang. At which point councillor Elsom stood up brandishing a copy of the local paper which gave lurid details of how councillor Potts kept a nasty thug out of prison by giving him a character reference.

This nasty scumbag called Carl Zanetti is a close friend of councillor Potts and was about to be sent to prison for these disgraceful crimes, that is until Potts intervened. The article is worth reading if only to see what shifty company councillor Potts keeps. Priceless...

I understand that David Potts was incandescent at Elsom’s ambush when he finally sobered up.

Dear Councillor Potts  

As you have kindly set a precedent in comming to council meetings pissed out of your head...again when can we look forward to you making an arse of yourself again?

Just askin'...

At the moment dear reader, you don't know when and where he's going to make a twat of himself next, unless you'd like to take a guess in the comments...