David's Wise Word

Dear Readers

…Paul Pinfield is an angry man today.

The podcast flop from Shireoaks, who is on the run in Tenerife after several burly Albanian pimps paid him a visit for refusing to pay for services rendered by one of their rent boys is upset with your Fat Councillor and all because he didn’t reveal in yesterday’s post that Mr Pinfield is now the proud recipient of the 101 Up Badge.

Yes readers, Paul Pinfield would like all you lovelies to know that he will treasure this honour as long as he lives, after all its cost him a lot than the money he’s paid the 100 rent boys he’s banged…more of this later.

And that’s not all. Your Fat Councillor has been told by a contributor to Podcast Paul’s blog that Paul Pinfield was recently caught red handed having sex in a back alley in a seedy part of Birmingham with another Albanian rent boy but this time he was disguised as a sailor…yes readers Pinfield has a fetish for sailors. This might explain why he’s so interested in South Tyneside and is such a close associate of Councillors David Potts and George Elsom.

Your Fat Councillor wonders if Paul Pinfield wants more than just friendship from them, surely he doesn’t want them to dress up in their navy uniforms too he?

Contact your Fat Councillor with interesting facts and tip offs about Paul Pinfield here

Your Fat Councillor has been told that councillor Potts called councillor George Elsom a fucking arsehole during a full meeting of the council. I was going to leave it at that, but as Potts attack dog Paul Pinfield is whining about it and claiming that it was all a set up (yes, I know Potts is mad and thinks that everyone is conspiring against him, but...) and drunk to boot, I thought it might be fun to explain what caused Potts outburst and the fat fucker's apoplexy.

The meeting was discussing some scheme to reduce domestic violence. Obviously, with things like this, no one is going to admit beating their loved ones, so everyone said what a great idea the scheme was, including the Tory gang. At which point councillor Elsom stood up brandishing a copy of the local paper which gave lurid details of how councillor Potts kept a nasty thug out of prison by giving him a character reference.

This nasty scumbag called Carl Zanetti is a close friend of councillor Potts and was about to be sent to prison for these disgraceful crimes, that is until Potts intervened. The article is worth reading if only to see what shifty company councillor Potts keeps. Priceless...

I understand that David Potts was incandescent at Elsom’s ambush when he finally sobered up.