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Darlings, the very angry Mr Cromwell has a task for you. I promise you, it is worth while. After all, it is your money they are using.



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Here are the leaked documents relating to complaints made against councillors covering the period May 2008 to December 2009. It looks like it has also been leaked to Curly or was it Curly that sent it to me, I cant remember.

I will leave you to digest the document before I start tearing a couple of new arse holes for Messers Potts and Millburn.

NB: These documents contained an identifying feature that could be traced back to the source. It has therefore been removed. Well, you wouldn't want Potts lowering the value of your house by turning up on your doorstep, would you?

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Something to keep your anger boiling...

Your Fat Councillor will release the underly data shortly, but I need to make the one thing very clear. These figures do not represent the number of genuine complaints made against councillors for the May 2008 to December 2009 timeframe. For instance, 90% of the complaints made against councillor Elsom were made by the Conservatives. Would that be the same councillor Elsom that fell out with Potts the pussy cat lover? See what I am getting at here? Similarly, 40% of the complaints made against councillor Potts came from council officers. Councillors are pissing our money away making complaints against each other in order to damage them.

And then there are councillors McCabe and Millburn. They deserve a separate post, all of their own.

Watch this space...

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Dear Readers

Your Fat Councillor's inbox is almost melting with further tales of intrigue within the South Shields and Jarrow Conservatives.

More details to come, but word has it that the buck teethed Milburn is planning to install another family member as a candidate in the Cleadon and East Boldon ward. Has this goffa got no fucking shame?

Of course, your Fat Councillor is cock-a-hoop that the 'motor man’ continues to buy the Jarrow Conservatives. How long before we see it as a wholly owned subsidiary of Shiny Cars R Us Ltd?



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Dear readers

I was out and about this morning in Jarrow, so this afternoon I ran through the figures in the leaked Standards Committee document, and pulled out a couple of headlines for your visual pleasure. The documents themselves will be published later today. As the image below demonstrates, it makes grim reading for the South Tyneside Tories, and particularly councillors Potts and Millburn.

There is some other pretty startling stuff to come out, but it is a little more complex to explain. So, be patient, everything comes to those who wait.



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Your Fat Councillor is jubillant! My inbox has just become the proud recipient of a document that sets out the extent of the Tories, and in particular councillor Potts troubles with the Standards Board of England.



Even after a quick scan, it is clear that the party is massively disproportionately represented in relation to the number of councillors in the party. You will not be surprised to learn that the black eyed blunder has far and away the most complaints registered against him.

There are lots of other nuggests in there, but it will take time to analyse the detail.

The headline figures will be revealed in the morning.

Have a great evening.

- Posted by Duchess Potts