David's Wise Word

Devastating information received overnight. Details to follow.

Dear Readers

Paul Pinfield your Fat Councillor's number one fan and imposter was in a spot of bother with the Spanish Authorities today after a pool maintenance boy claimed to have been sexually assaulted by Mr Pinfield.

The distressed unnamed 16 year old reported the the incident to his manager who immediately called the police. Mr Pinfield was arrested shortly after 10am local time and was taken to Adeje Police station where he was questioned for several hours before being released on bail.

An unnamed police source has confirmed that Paul Pinfield is the subject of a number of ongoing inquires and has been under surveillance for several months...more to follow.

Dear Readers

It is a question that you might very well ask. Your Fat Councillor has said, in no particularly order that:

1. Paul Pinfield is a failed podcaster after Calmcast flopped
2. Paul Pinfield was kicked out of Pinnacle Media after he was caught with his hand in the till
3. Paul Pinfield is a known abuser of rent boys
4. Paul Pinfield is a prosy shagger
5. Paul Pinfield is on the run from UK authorities
6. Paul Pinfield is wanted by Albanian gangsters for refusing to pay a rent boy
7. Paul Pinfield conned unsuspecting people out of their savings and used the money to fund his lifestyle
8. Paul Pinfield is a fraudster
9. Paul Pinfield is addicted to cocaine
10. Paul Pinfield is hiding in Tenerife
11. Paul Pinfield has been involved in setting up a string of bogus companies
12. Paul Pinfield is behind a number of attack blogs including a copy of this one
13. Paul Pinfield is the mastermind behind a cat trafficking ring which slaughters of 2000 cats per year
14. Paul Pinfield is a close associate of David Potts and Graham Rigg
15. Paul Pinfield is behind a number of complaints against councillor Khan
16. And on, and on, and on, and on…

Now, normally, if someone was just raking the muck and making unsubstantiated slurs, you would expect the victims of said slurs to issue legal proceedings, particular with so many people reading about them.

Your Fat Councillor knows that neither Potts or Rigg are in a position to sue him due to their dire financial positions, but avoiding paying tax, money laundering, drug smuggling and cat trafficking are very profitable pastimes, so why hasn’t the twat from Shireoaks or wherever the fuck he is today not tried to silence your Fat Councillor?

Perhaps, just perhaps, the claims above are correct. And before the right on Trots (choose any of the three dictionary definitions) amongst you start banging on about gay rights, your broadminded Fat Councillor should point out that I don't give a flying fuck who fucks whom. Though perhaps poor Paul’s drug and drink fuelled criminal escapades goes some way to explaining why it is so difficult for him to return to Shireoaks? I know that given the choice, he would blow that Albanian rent boy, any day…

Contact your Fat Councillor with interesting facts and tip offs here

Dear Readers

Your Fat Councillor has been putting his investigative powers to good use over the past few days and has been digging into the background of Paul (I slaughter love cats because there’s money in it) Pinfield and boy has he found some shit on this Podcast failure and Forex fraudster from Shireoaks who is on the run from the UK authorities in Tenerife.

Whilst you Fat Councillor has been away in Shireoaks and Birmingham, Pinfield the imposter has been spewing his poison and guess who’s been on the receiving end... his favourite councillor, Ahmed Khan.
Mr Pinfield has published details of two complaints on his attack blog after trying to hide his identity. The stupid bastard didn’t do a very good job and your Fat Councillor can reveal that the complainant was Paul Pinfield himself.

...take a look at his email, Pinfield the cat trafficker is trying to blackmail the council too.

Dear Readers

Paul Pinfield the twat behind the now defunct Calmcast podcast venture is going through a very tough time. Judging by his irrational behaviour he’s been snorting too much of cheap cocaine he nicked from his long suffering girlfriend.

After reading the crap on his attack blog…the one where he pretends to be the Fat Councillor Fat Councillor... yours truly is convinced that his obsession with South Tyneside runs deeper than a few lines of powder.

Your Fat Councillor thinks Paul Pinfield’s problems go back to his troubled childhood and his deep seated fear of being rejected.


Your real Fat Councillor has been told that his Paul Pinfield’s biological father was a ship's engineer from South Shields and as soon as he found out he’d sired a bastard he wanted nothing to do with him or his mother.

....it’s no surprise then that Paul Pinfield is such an angry man.

Toddle-oo till next time.

If anyone can help Paul Pinfield cope with his demons contact Councillor David Potts here

A very disturbing email pinged its way in to your Fat Councillor's inbox this morning and it concerns Paul Pinfield the podcasting flop and con man that’s on the run in Tenerife.


The email claims Paul Pinfield was the mastermind behind a cat trafficking ring that is responsible for the disappearance of 2000 domestic cats a year in the UK. The pets are butchered and sold for use in Chinese medicine and the skins are smuggled to Eastern Europe where demand for cat leather is so high there is a waiting list.

...hardly surprising then that Mr Pinfield claims to be a cat lover, it’s very profitable.

Your Fat Councillor is sickened by this very disturbing development and will be passing on this information to the RSPCA.

If you have any details about Paul Pinfield and his cat trafficking ring contact the RSPCA here

Dear Readers

My spies tell me that this is the house that the Albanian pimps tracked Paul Pinfield down to after he refused to pay one of their rent boys for services rendered...more on this later.


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Don’t be confused folks this ‘country estate’ of Paul Pinfield is nothing more than a terraced house built on brown field land next to a railway line and certainly doesn’t fit the image that Paul Pinfield tries to portray.
Yes readers the arsehole from Shireoaks most definitely isn’t the next Richard Branson... now Bernie Madoff is another matter.

Keep watching readers, your Fat Councillor will be bring you more juicy details of how Paul Pinfield emulated his hero by fleecing several people out of their life savings. Mr Pinfield posed as a hot shot Forex Trader and promised high returns to the people he conned money out of.

Mr Pinfield didn’t tell them that he needed the money for his fake lifestyle and to spend on rent boys, cocaine, prostitutes, fast cars, luxury holidays and a string of failed business ventures. Sorry Paul but things are about to get a lot worse for you my friend, keep a close watch on Google.

Your Fat Councillor is digging and posting...two can play at your game.

Pip Pip.

For interetsing tips on insider trading contact Paul Pinfield here